After the advent of Internet and emails, we
receive a spate of mails enclosing a whole lot of material – most of them that
you can trash after a desultory glance. However, a few of them are worth
preserving and reading time and again. I am reproducing one such material – a
conversation purported to be between a Professor (Pro) and a Student (Stu). It unfolds as follows:
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks
to his class on the problem science has with GOD, The Almighty. He asks one of
his students to stand and asks him:
Pro : So you believe in God?
Stu : Absolutely, Sir.
Pro : Is God good?
Stu : Sure
Pro : Is God all powerful?
Stu : Yes
Pro : My brother died of cancer even though he
prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.
But God didn’t. How is God good then?
Stu : Student is silent
Pro : You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start
again young fella. Is God good?
Stu : Yes
Pro : Is Satan good?
Stu : No
Pro : Where does Satan come from?
Stu : From… God
Pro : That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil
in this world?
Stu : Yes
Pro : Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did
make everything, correct?
Stu : Yes sir
Pro : So who created evil?
Stu : No Answer
Pro : Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred?
Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Stu : Yes sir
Pro : So who created them?
Stu : No Answer
Pro : Science says you have 5 senses you use to
identify and observe the world around you. Tell me son, have you ever seen God?
Stu : No, sir
Pro : Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Stu : No, sir
Pro : Have you ever felt your God, tasted your
God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of your God for
that matter?
Stu : No, sir I am afraid I haven’t.
Pro : Yet you believe in him.
Stu : Yes, sir.
Pro : According to empirical, testable,
demonstrable protocol science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to
that son?
Stu : Nothing sir. I only have my faith.
Pro : Yes. Faith. And that is the problem
science has.
And
the fun really starts now.
Stu : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Pro : Yes
Stu : And is there such a thing as cold?
Pro : Yes
Stu : No sir. There isn’t
The entire class becomes quiet at
this turn of events.
Stu : Sir, we can have lots of heat, even more
heat, super heat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t
have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is not heat,
but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. It is a
word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is
energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat sir, but the absence of it.
There is pin drop silence in the
class.
Stu : What about darkness Professor? Is there
such a thing as darkness?
Pro : Yes, what is night if there isn’t
darkness?
Stu : You are wrong again sir. Darkness is the
absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing
light…but if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it is called
darkness, isn’t it? In reality darkness isn’t. If it were, you would be able to
make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Pro : So, what is the point you are making young
man?
Stu : Sir, my point is your philosophical
premise is flawed.
Pro : Flawed? Can you explain how?
Stu : Sir, you are working on the premise of
duality. You argue that there is life and there is death, a good God and a bad
God. You are viewing God as something finite that we can measure. Sir, science
can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never
seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of
life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive
thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of life. Now, tell
me Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Pro : If you are referring to the natural
evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Stu : Have you ever observed evolution with
your own eyes sir?
Pro : The professor shakes his head with a smile
realizing where the argument is going.
Stu : Since no one has ever observed the
process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an ongoing
endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist, but a preacher?
Pro : Silence
Stu : Is there anyone in the class who has ever
seen the professor’s brain?
The class is in an uproar now!
Stu : Is there anyone here who has ever heard
the professor’s brain, felt it, touched it or smelt it? … No one appears to
have done so. So according to the established empirical, stable, demonstrable
protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, how
do we then trust your lectures, sir?
Pro : (The room is silent. The Professor stares
at the student, his face unfathomable). I guess you will have to take them on
faith, son.
Stu : That is it sir. The link between man and
GOD is faith. That is all that keeps things
moving and alive.
This may be an imaginary
conversation, hilarious at times, but certainly has some profound messages that
need a deeper contemplation and discussion. It is a good exposition of
dualistic thinking, a malady which all of us are afflicted with. A closer scrutiny
is warranted!
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